This is in English. Click here for Filipino translation.
FAITH HEALER’S PATIENT:
Why not? Don’t you have FAITH IN GOD?
FAITH HEALER’S PATIENT:
Wow, you’re so good healing the sick!
How do you do that?!
FAITH HEALER:
That is because of the power of God and your undying faith.
Wow, you’re so good healing the sick!
How do you do that?!
FAITH HEALER:
That is because of the power of God and your undying faith.
<then coughs like a horse dying>
FAITH HEALER’S PATIENT:
Hey, you really need some healing… why not heal yourself?
FAITH HEALER:
My child, with all the power I can heal illness, the only thing I cannot do is to heal myself.
FAITH HEALER’S PATIENT:
Hey, you really need some healing… why not heal yourself?
FAITH HEALER:
My child, with all the power I can heal illness, the only thing I cannot do is to heal myself.
FAITH HEALER’S PATIENT:
Why not? Don’t you have FAITH IN GOD?
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| *image is an actual photo of "Faith Healer" by Brian Freil poster posted at http://www.drumlinplayers.com/past_productions.htm |
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