The "Faith Healer"

This is in English.  Click here for Filipino translation.

FAITH HEALER’S PATIENT:
Wow, you’re so good healing the sick!
How do you do that?!

FAITH HEALER:
That is because of the power of God and your undying faith.

<then coughs like a horse dying>

FAITH HEALER’S PATIENT:
Hey, you really need some healing… why not heal yourself?

FAITH HEALER:
My child, with all the power I can heal illness, the only thing I cannot do is to heal myself.

FAITH HEALER’S PATIENT:
Why not? Don’t you have FAITH IN GOD?

*image is an actual photo of "Faith Healer" by Brian Freil poster posted at http://www.drumlinplayers.com/past_productions.htm

Ang "Faith Healer"

This is in Filipino.  Click here for English translation.

PASYENTE NG FAITH HEALER:
Wow, ang galing nyo po gumamot ng mga may sakit!
Pano nyo po nagagawa yan?

FAITH HEALER:
Dahil yan sa tulong ng Panginoon Diyos at sa iyong
walang kapantay na pananalig.
<sabay ubo ng parang hinuhugot sa dibdib ang karamdaman>

PASYENTE NG FAITH HEALER:

O, masama ho ung ubo nyo.. gamutin nyo sarili nyo..

FAITH HEALER:
Anak, Sa aking kakayahang manggamot ng maraming karamdaman,
sarili ko lang ang hindi ko pwedeng gamutin.

PASYENTE NG FAITH HEALER:
Bakit ho? wala ho ba kayong FAITH SA PANGINOONG DYOS?

*image is an actual photo of "Faith Healer" by Brian Freil poster posted at http://www.drumlinplayers.com/past_productions.htm